Lyrics

Lyrics
Programmed To Love
(in alphabetical order)

Always
A New Wig for Me
A Ribbon For My Hair
B/bishop (instrumental)
Beach Buggy (instrumental)
Blue
Butterfingers (instrumental)
Chocolate Wings
Cylons in Love
Exercise 1
Exercise 2 (instrumental)
I Love My Man
Invisible Pedestrian (instrumental)
I Remember Johnny
Irritating Noises
Laughing Gear (instrumental)
Memories
Private Road
Private School Investigations
Swollen
Toothless Gibbon (instrumental)
Welly Top Mary
Wrong Rock (instrumental)

Downloaded For Love

01. Donkeys In Heaven
02. Your Smile In My Eyes
03. Safety Net (instrumental)
04. Pussycats
05. Love Is In The Air
06. Beauty & The Beast
07. Bewitched As I Am
08. Gardening Time (instrumental)
09. Plaisir
10. The Boy Who

The Everlasting Blink

01. King Wisp
02. An Ordinary Day
03. Strictly Bongo
04. Beautiful Otherness
05. Moonbeams (instrumental)
06. So Long Without You
07. Exercise 3
08. Stay The Same
09. Magic Love
10. The Everlasting Blink (instrumental)
11. Thick Ear (instrumental)

Ariels

01. Comin’ Back
02. Sunday 29th
03. I Can’t Believe It’s Over
04. As You Fall
05. Silent Life
06. Sing Me
07. On The Lake (instrumental)
08. Now I Must Remember
09. You Are The Oscillator
10. Sunday Boy
11. Exercise 4 (instrumental)
12. The Waters Deep

Intercept!

01. Exercise 7
02. To Be Loved
03. Stay Out All Night
04. Breakfast At 80,000 ft (instrumental)
05. Tired Of The Show
06. Wendy Darling (instrumental)
07. Waiting For You
08. As Seen From Space (instrumental)
09. The Handbrake
10. Leavin’ Me
11. After All The Love

Best Of (Unreleased tracks)

Bone Idol
Exercise 6
Far Behind
Harlequin Bitch
Non Perrier
Star Of Loneliness
Terry

From The Vaults 1998-2006
 
01. Worker And Parasite (instrumental)
02. 18/30 Holiday (instrumental)
03. Did Your Heart Break?
04. Sweet Dreams (instrumental)
05. Chimetime (instrumental)
06. Many People Have Died To Bring You This Information (instrumental)
07. Your Secret Lie
08. Racing Car
09. Job Finder (instrumental)
10. Cold Heart
11. The Gallery
12. Translator
13. Blank
14. Magical Dogshit Man (instrumental)
15. Prophet Waltz (instrumental)
16. My Daughter The Asteroid
17. Doo Doo (instrumental)
18. Pipe Cleaners (instrumental)
19. We Watch The Stars
20. Burnoshk (instrumental)
21. Ding Dong Song (instrumental)
22. World Of Blue (instrumental)
23. Broken
24. Diamond Cutter (instrumental)
25. Mambo (instrumental)
26. The Joy Of Bowling (instrumental)
27. Small Characters (instrumental)
28. Club Granada
29. My Weave Of Love
30. British Summertime (instrumental)
31. Green Cross Code (instrumental)
32. Which Way Will They Turn
33. Darks And Lights (instrumental)
34. I Hope This Day Will Never End

Other Tracks

Admiral Backshot (instrumental)
Baby Of The Year (instrumental)
Broken
Continue..? (instrumental)
Dalek Party
De Tox
Dirty Mind
Duke Thing
Exercise 5
Feel It
Give Us A Bumble
Goldenboy (instrumental)
Good Bloke (instrumental)
I Think Of You (While I Should Be Working)
O Bobby
K.I.S.S.E.S.
People
Scratch The Itch
Sunchime (instrumental)
Truckdriver (instrumental)
We Keep Promises
We’re Getting There
Winter (instrumental)
Winter Wonderland
You Have Been Watching (instrumental)

Programmed To Love

Always

(sampled from "Always In My Heart" by Norrie Paramor and His Orchestra)

Just before I go to sleep
There’s a rendez-vous I keep
And, my darling, till we do
You are always in my heart.

A New Wig for Me

A Ribbon For My Hair

(Sampled from "A Ribbon For My Hair", performed by Nana Mouskouri)

He gave me a silver ring
But I turned away
And he heard me say,
"Oh, he doesn’t, he doesn’t understand
I don’t need riches to make me care;
Just a ribbon for my hair…"

(plus a line repeated several times which I can’t make out)

Blue

Blue, blue, blue, blue is beautiful, blue, blue, blue, blue

Chocolate Wings

I see you in the sky
A million miles away
I’d love to fly right up to you
See your beautiful star, close up
A star like yours is one in a million
One of those very special things
But if I’m to get to see this beautiful thing so close
I need my chocolate wings

I need my chocolate wings
To fly up to your stars
Give me my chocolate wings
Or our love won’t go too far, go too far…

But you won’t give me these things that I need
Yet I’d do anything for you
I’ve waited so long for this moment to come
I think it’s time, don’t you?
So if you don’t let me see your guiding light
That star that shines so bright
I guess somebody else just might
I guess, my darling, this is goodnight…

Cylons in Love

lyrics graciously provided by Nail himself, explaining:
"i sang them through a vocoder, as at the time it was a fairly
personal message to someone, plus i cant sing!!"
The opening song sample is from Katie Lee’s "Will to fail".

I’m outwardly calm, apparently normal
quick to smile and slow to peak
But i have a little quirk, a pattern, so to speak.
I rarely, if ever hold a job, i never finish my work
I’m a laughable kind of a slob
A highly disorganised placid sort of a jerk

you were like an angel
when i first met you
made me feel so good inside
you showed me what i could do
it was all so beautiful then
we were as one
but now i feel, baby
like somethings gone

why don’t you love me like you used to do
oh baby, baby
why don’t you love me like you used to do
oh baby, my baby

its been so long now
between you and me
i thought i wanted to be part of you
now i want to be free

why don’t you love me like you used to do
oh baby, baby
why don’t you love me like i want you to
oh baby, my baby

Exercise 1

I Love My Man

(Sampled from "I Love My Man", performed by Nana Mouskouri)

I love my man
When he’s good or mean
I love my man
When he’s good or mean

I love my man
When he’s good or mean
I love my man
With each new kiss, more and more

Sleep my child and Peace Attend Thee

(Last line from "All Through The Night", a Welsh lullaby, more known in it’s Welsh form as "Ar hyd y nos".)

I Remember Johnny

(‘allright’ and ‘tonight’ in background samples)

Johnny, remember me
and I’ll always remember you
Johnny, remember me
I’ll always remember you

(Four lines of vocoder song I can’t make out)

When I think of Johnny
I remember the spring
I remember his laughter
And the way he would sing

(last four lines sampled from Nana Mouskouri – "Johnny")

Irritating Noises

Remember the days we spent near the falling water?
This stranger flew along and fell and he nearly caught ya’
I put my hand in the fire, ‘cause you told me to do it
Then I realized who I was but you already knew it
And I love you, little baby, but I can’t take the silent pauses
I like the orange glow but not the irritating noises

I’m here to save the world! That’s right.

I gave up my super powers so we could be together
But I didn’t suit your world then I kissed you so you wouldn’t remember
And I love you, little baby, but I can’t take the silent pauses
I like the orange glow but not the irritating noises
And I love you, little baby, but I can’t take the silent pauses
I like the orange glow but not the irritating noises

Irritating, irritating…

Memories

Memories, memories, memories, ooeeooeeooeeooeeoo

Private Road

my heart for now is a private road
no thoroughfare, no heavy load
no slow traffic, no graphic details,
cold or collisions
no more stories to make me ache

i’ll always love you venus
still you are mine
why’d you have to take so much time
in calling me
just want to be easy like
sunday mornin’

snow falls in silence and covers the green
still you can see where the birds have been
hungry but alive and free, waiting
waiting

Private School Investigations

Swollen

With you my darling
I’m more peaceful inside
Don’t need anything else
to make me feel alive
You electrify me
And I want to be
In your arms
For always
For always, oh

Our love is swollen
Made of the quietest shade of loud
Hold me like an anchor
Floats just like a cloud
A cloud

Toothless Gibbon

Welly Top Mary

Downloaded For Love

Donkeys In Heaven

When I tell people, as I now tell you,
that now comes a story about three donkeys in heaven,
it has some odd effects.
People who have always said
that they don’t believe in heaven,
are rather offended at the thought that donkeys should be allowed in.
It seems very illogical.
If heaven is for people who are rather nice, why not for donkeys, who in the main are nicer than people?
Well, most animals are, don’t you agree?
Anyway, three donkeys spending an afternoon together in heaven. They’d all been there a very long time, centuries.
By accident they discovered that they’d all come from the same part of the world, and had arrived in heaven at roughly, give or take a few years, the same time.
Very pleasant and interesting for them.
They all looked rather alike. Well, donkeys do.
They were lying in the shade. One of them was telling his story, and the other two were listening, quietly.
As perhaps, you are.

Three donkeys in heaven
In heaven

Your Smile In My Eyes

I sat there counting the tides
The world passing me by
Then your ass caught my eye
A girl with such elegant air
And chocolate brown hair
My heart fired it’s chair (ummm, probly not?)

You were so sweet and so kind
All the love that we find
Will be ours for all time
Always you will be by my side
Now I know I will die
With your smile in my eyes

Time
Ahh

Pussycats

Love Is In The Air

Beauty & The Beast

C’est la vie
C’est toi et moi
Sur une plage
C’est l’hiver

C’est la vie
C’est toi et moi
J’ai froid
Tu es belle
Tu es poisson, c’est dommage

C’est la vie
C’est tres facile, non ?
Maintenant j’ai froid

Ta peau est douce
J’ai envie près de moi
Tu as mauvaise haleine, c’est bizarre
C’est triste
Ne sois pas triste, demain peut-être
Peut-être pas ?
J’aime le dimanche
Je t’aime

Pleure pas
Je suis sensible
C’est la vie, c’est toi et moi
C’est loin !
J’ai froid
Je t’aime

Dansons, toi et moi
La vie est une danse
La vie, c’est quoi ?

Doucement, toi et moi
Ooh, ah non !
La vie est une danse
Dansons sous la pluie
Oui

C’est la vie, c’est dimanche
Je t’aime
J’ai froid
Je suis triste
Ne sois pas triste
Je suis sensible
La vie est une danse

Tu as mauvaise haleine
Je t’aime
J’ai froid

Tadadaaaa…

This is life
It’s you and me
On a beach
It’s winter

This is life
It’s you and me
I’m cold
You are beautiful
You’re Pisces, what a shame

That’s life
It’s easier now, isn’t it ?
Now I’m cold

You skin is soft
I want you near me
You’ve got bad breath, it’s weird
It’s sad
Don’t be sad, tomorrow maybe…
Or maybe not ?
I like Sundays
I love you

Don’t cry
I’m sensitive
That’s life, it’s you and me
It’s far !
I’m cold
I love you

Let’s dance, you and me
Life is a dance
Life, what is it?

Gently, you and me
Oooh, oh no !
Life is a dance
Let’s dance under the rain
Yes

That’s life, today’s Sunday
I love you
I’m cold
I’m sad
Don’t be sad
I’m sensitive
Life is a dance

You’ve got bad breath
I love you
I’m cold

Tadadaaa…

Bewitched As I Am

your kisses
have told me
that i’ll never be alone

the only
place on earth
that truly feels like home

i’ll never
recover
bewitched as i am by you

you grew me
orange trees
from under new skies so blue

and you made shy
flowers bloom
from under the falling snow

through my life
i love you
‘til these words all cease to flow

oh you’re so
beautiful
you make my blue eyes ache

the looks that
you send me
are causing my heart to break

bewitched as i am by you (repeat)

Gardening Time

Plaisir

(song by Nana Mouskouri in "Plaisir D’amour")

Plaisir d’amour ne dure qu’un moment
Chagrin d’amour dure toute la vie
J’ai tout quitté pour l’ingrate Sylvie

La vie, ??, la vie

(The pleasure of love lasts only one moment
Unhappy love affair lasts the entire life
I have left all for the ungrateful Sylvie.)

The Boy Who

(written by Jerry Lee Lewis)

I’m the man they’re gonna hang for killing Billy Joe
But there’s a whole lot more to the story than they know
Listen to my side of it and I think that you will see
The reason that I killed the boy that made a fool of me

The Everlasting Blink

King Wisp

O can you hear the cries of the world in your heart?
Can you see the vast spiritual poverty that ravages our land?
This is my prayer challenge that I want you, tonight, to look at your life and say ”Am I willing to go?”

None of you ladies are too old, none of you men are too old, none of you children are too young.
You’re just right……just right……

An Ordinary Day

Day began just like another ordinary day
And in an ordinary way
I watched you hurry by
You look so shy

Strictly Bongo


Beautiful Otherness

Beautiful otherness
Love you because of this
Lost in the loveliness
Of your beautiful otherness

Beautiful otherness
I found myself rodderless
You gave me foreverness
And your beautiful otherness
yeah, yeah, yeah

Beautiful otherness
Beautiful otherness

Beautiful otherness
Kind hearts and coronets
Safe in the warm caress
Of your beautiful otherness

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Beautiful otherness
Ah yeah

When you’re right, when you’re right,
when you’re right, right, right with me
In your, your beautiful
Beautiful otherness
So very beautiful to me
It’s your, it’s your beautiful otherness
Beautiful otherness
Otherness

Beautiful otherness

Beautiful otherness

When you’re right, when you’re right
When you’re right, right, right with me

Beautiful otherness

When you’re right, when you’re right,
when you’re right, right, right with me

So Long Without You

I’ve been so long without you
I try not to think about you
But I do
I know that I’m to blame
I got no right to call your name
But I do, I do

I’m so hurt
To think that you’d lie to me
I’m hurt
Way down deep inside of me

Exercise 3

Exercise 3

Sha-la-la-la-la, woo-oo-oo

Stay The Same

(Samples "There’s Something About You Baby" performed by David Essex)

Oh, there’s something about you, baby
Something that’s hard to explain
Don’t want you to change it
Rearrange it
I just want you to always stay the same

Though the things in my life keep on changing
And the things people say can really hurt
Don’t want you to change it
Rearrange it
I just want you to always stay the same

?? Inaudible singing

Magic Love

(Samples "Love On A Shoestring" by Captain & Tennille)

We’ve been here before
Like a book I read
In the hall that leads to the door
My words hang in the air
When I spoke to you
I believe it’s magic, magic

Ariels

Comin’ Back

I, I walked along and I wound my wayround
I, I saw a light, shining bright
I, I’m not sure
Is it too late to call
so I keep my eyes to the floor
Oh I, I can’t carry this load anymore
Oh I’m so afraid to call on your door

Feeling so alone
Along a lonely road
Feeling so alone
Well I’m comin’ back

I walked along the water’s edge
I saw my reflection stare back
I don’t know where I’m going
But I know where I’ve been
Some days I don’t fit in my own skin
Oh I, I can’t carry this load anymore
Oh I’m so afraid to call on your door
Oh I can’t carry this load anymore
Oh I, I’m comin’ back
Comin’ back

Sunday 29th

Here in my room all alone
with a love that I can’t see
These walls are so bare
And I close my eyes to see you
When I’m lonely

Why are my arms so empty?
I am possessed by love
This is how I feel
This is home to my hell
When I’m lonely

Oh, my dear
I can almost hear you say
Oh, you only have to wait another day

Here in my room all alone
As the time passes slowly
Dreaming of your skin on my skin
And all the things that you show me

Why are my arms so empty?
For I am possessed by love
This is how I feel
This is home to my hell
When I’m lonely

Oh, my dear
I can almost hear you say
Oh, you only have to wait another day

Oh, my dear
I can almost hear you say
Oh, you only have to wait another day

I Can’t Believe It’s Over

You said I laid down easy
Trusted what you said
Lead you right into me
Knew that I was ready
Begin at the beginning
Before you broke my heart
I can’t believe we finished
Something that we didn’t start

I can’t believe it’s over
See for yourself
I can’t believe it’s over
There’s nothing there
See for yourself
There’s nothing there
See for yourself

Look at all the damage
That we didn’t heal
Love’s an empty language
If you never feel
I try to make it better
Every single turn
Such a simple lesson
I guess we’ll never learn

I can’t believe it’s over
See for yourself
I can’t believe it’s over
There’s nothing there
See for yourself
I can’t believe it’s over
See for yourself
There’s nothing there
See for yourself
There’s nothing there
See for yourself

As You Fall

Is this how
You were found?
Like a star fallen
To the ground?

As you fall
You make no sound
As you fall
Wish for a place where you want to be

Lying still
Flowers all around
In my dreams I see you
Falling down

So is this how (is this how)
You were found?
Like a star fallen
To the ground?

As you fall
You make no sound
As you fall
Wish for a place where you want to be

Silent Life

Silence never moves or sings
Of the loneliness it brings
Never tells you it’s around
Silence never makes a sound
How slow the hours go
And how long the days
How long until you see
It written on my face

Oh, oh, what a silent life
Oh, what a silent life

Was it all so long ago
Making noise with folks I know
Blood running through my veins
Is all that I hear nowadays
And how the hours go
And how long the days
How long until you see
It written on my face

Oh, oh, what a silent life
Oh, what a silent life

Sing Me

Sing me
To breathe new life into each day
To keep that beast at bay
And let that day unfold
So that my heart will never feel the cold

When I am way beyond despair
Sing me calm, leave alone to repair
When I unravel and my world becomes undone
Sing me every song that’s ever sung

Love with no more tears
Strong enough to face the fear
Arms I need to hold you
Dreams in which I know I save you

Sing me
Sleep and reawake me
Say someone will take me
Sing so that our need is longer
Sing because you make me

I can’t make sense of it all

On The Lake

Now I Must Remember

Do you ever think that
This is now I must remember?
You take in all around you
Colours, taste and smell
Before it fades like a dying ember

All day
Replay
The rush of life
Makes a memory distant

I had coffee with rum
Sang along to the drums
Of the crowd
As we cheered the dawning

(Aaah aaah..etc)

And I want to save it
Somewhere safe
So I’ll remember
Bring it out one day
When everything looks grey
To make me smile
When I’m feeling tender

All day
Replay
The rush of life
Makes a memory distant

And we climbed a hill top
Following a new friend
In the sun of the early morning

(Ahh ahh…)

Do you ever think that
This is now I must remember?
You take in all around you
Colours, taste and smell
Before it fades like a dying ember

All day
Replay
The rush of life
Makes a memory distant

I had coffee with rum
Sang along with the drums
Of the crowd
As we cheered the dawning

I remember long ago
Certain things were simple pleasures…..

You Are The Oscillator

SEARCHING
FEARING
SIREN
SINGING

Ooooooh….. Aaaah…

I SEE (na na na na na na na)
NOTHING (na na etc)
HEARING (na na etc)
SIREN (na na etc)

Ooooooh.. Ah ah aaah… etc

CLOSING
CRUEL SEA
WRAPPED
AROUND ME

Oooooh..
Na na na na etc….

Sunday Boy

The curtain falls
Take it away
Rapture applause
It’s over again (possibly)
Patiently waiting for seven days to see you again
Counting each cloud in the sky
Suddenly saturday blazes through
I forget the time
You’re coming home, sunday boy

Come to me, run to me
Come to me, run to me
It’s OK

Fall into me
Fall into me
It’s perfectly safe

You remind me of somebody I used to love
Something familiar in your smile
Suddenly saturday blazes through blurring light
‘Til you return to me, sunday boy

Exercise 4

The Waters Deep

Sunbeams coloured me golden brown
Long shadows came around in the evening time
Handstand in the grass
Smell the sweetness of nostalgia
There were handstands in the grass
Smell the sweetness of nostalgia

Oh what are we
Now the waters deep?
I don’t wanna breathe
Will it be like sleep?
Oh what are we
Now the water’s deep?
I don’t wanna breathe

Dived in
Felt the water on my skin
Swam on
I caught my breath as I emerged beneath the sun

Oh what are we
Now the waters deep?
I don’t wanna breathe
Will it be like sleep?
Oh what are we
Now the water’s deep?
I don’t wanna breathe

Intercept!

Exercise 7

What would you do, if you knew you only had three days to live?
Where would you go?
Who would you see?
And what would your last wish be?

To Be Loved

Oh oh oh oh

I want you
But you don’t want
My soul
What to do about that

??? ??? oh oh

I want you
But you don’t want
My soul
What to do about that

??? ??? oh oh

Oh I want you
But why, why, why
Don’t you want my soul
Oh why don’t you want my soul

Oh I want you
But why, why, why
Don’t you want my soul
Oh why don’t you want my soul

All I need is to be loved by you

Stay Out All Night

(Taken from "Afraid Of The Dark" by Melanie Safka)

People
Who are afraid of the dark
Send their children to bed
And stay out all night

Sleeping, sleeping
Sleeping, sleeping, sleeping
Stay out all night

Tired Of The Show

There were people
Who invented the wheel
And there were people
Who first forged the steel
And there were people
Who found fire
And there were people
Who made themselves for hire

But when you find the heart will you let me know?
I’m so tired of the games and I’m tired of the show

So there are people
Who’ve got a lot
And there are people
Who wanna be what they’re not
And there were people
Who fight the power
And there are people
???

But when you find the heart will you let me know?
I’m so tired of the games and
I’m tired of the show

People got to give what they got til the morning comes
Til the morning come

Waiting For You

There’s a time and a place
A show
and a face
And that time is now

There are ways and means
Of keeping faith
Don’t drown them out

Through the round window there is light
In the mirror there is slight
Behind the closed door there is a reason
And it is waiting for you
Waiting for you

You only get what you left behind
Do you remember the first time
When the leaves fall, will you still be there
When the wind blows,
will you show you care
The crows tell me what’s been said
Don’t hide from your own head

Behind the closed door there is a reason
And it is waiting for you
Waiting for you

The color dreams from our eyes
And joins the turning tide
I’ve tried my best to make it clear
I’ve traded trust for hope and fear
And all is quiet now
The moon is in the clouds

Behind the closed door there is a reason
And it is waiting for you
Waiting for you

The Handbrake

There’s a light from your window
I can see it from the shore
It is calling me through the dark, dark night
To come home to you once more
But I don’t need no other reason than to glimpse your silhouette
But I don’t need no other feeling than the feeling that I get

There’s a light from your window
I can see it through the storm
It is calling me through the wind and rain
To come home to you once more
But I don’t need no other reason than to glimpse your silhouette
But I don’t need no other feeling than the feeling that I get

The feeling that I get

I won’t say that
I’ve been happy
I just say that I’m doing allright
I was feeling you were angry
Of my, of my fucking lie

But I don’t need no other reason than the feeling that I get
As long as sky is blue
Storm clouds are black
Blood and roses are red

The feeling that I get
Blood and roses are red

Leavin’ Me

(Sampled from "Just Bidin’ My Time" performed by Anne Murray.
Written by Gene McLellan.)

I can’t believe that you’re honestly thinking of leaving me
Cause I thought that leaving really wasn’t even on your mind
I’m drowning in tears
drowning constantly nearer to misery

After All The Love

After all the love you’ve given me
I still sing the same old thing
After all the time you’ve spent with me
It still
don’t mean a thing

People change they say
Time will have it’s wicked way

But these words I’ve said ???
And these feelings ???
When the blue moon ???,
I say my good-byes
??? leave you on your own

(how’s that?)

Other Tracks

Broken

All my love be broken
But
who be there to fix it

I tell you one thing
I’ve only one
key
I have a house, I’ve a little house for it
You want to ???
???
She only ???
Coming in the doorway

All my love be broken
But who be there to fix it

I told you one thing
I have no reason
To go knocking and a-banging ???
???
???
Feeling like a ???

All my love be broken
But who be there to fix it

Dalek Party

I’m gonna lay down my burden
Down by the riverside
Down by the riverside
Down by the riverside
Gonna lay down my burden
Down by the riverside

De Tox

Time (x 16)

Dirty Mind

(lyrics by Prince I reckon, slightly changed around)

There’s something about you, baby
It happens all the time
Whenever I’m around you, baby
I get a dirty mind

Doesn’t matter where we are
It doesn’t matter who’s around
It don’t matter, just wanna lay you down

In my daddy’s car
It’s you I really wanna drive
But you never go too far

I may not be your kind of man
I may not be your style
All I wanna do is just love you for a little while

If you got the time
I’ll give you some money
To buy a dirty mind
Don’t misunderstand me
I never fool around
you got me on my knees
Won’t you please let me lay you down

In my daddy’s car
It’s you I really wanna drive
Underneath the stars

I really get a dirty mind
Whenever you’re around
I really get a dirty mind
Whenever you’re around

Duke Thing

(as sung by Ella Fitzgerald)

Good morning, heartache

Exercise 5

Exercise 5

I Think Of You (While I Should Be Working)

You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
I really, really luv ye.
Oh, I luv yuu.
I love you so much.
I couldn’t believe it when I first saw you.
I never want you to leave me.
I saw your eyes trinkling away.
Looking at me, really, really nicely and… it’s luvely.
And it, uh..
I can’t.. I can’t begin to say how much I love you.
Whenever I’m at work I’m always thinking about you.
I always take time out to think about you when I should be working.

K.I.S.S.E.S.

(sung by Nana Mouskouri in "Küsse süßer als
Wein" (Kisses sweeter than wine))

(Ich) träumte so gerne von den Freuden der Welt
Ich hatte manches Schöne mir vorgestellt
Und dann kam ein Tag und den vergesse ich nie
Viel schöner als meine Phantasie

Ooh, ooh, Küsse süßer als Wein

(I dreamed so happily about the joys of the world
I had met a beautiful one
and then came one day that I’ll never forget
much more beautiful than my fantasy
ooh, ooh, kisses sweeter than wine)

O Bobby

One color is different, it’s red. Nothing else.

People

(lots of "i"s)

I… hate… people!

We Keep Promises

Interviewer: So, uh, how do you feel about the, uh, the Bent boys?
Man 1: Perfect.
Man 2: Yes.
Man 1: Lovely to deal with. Really good.
Woman: They’re very friend.. very helpful indeed.
Man 3: They’ve been more than helpful. Can’t speak too highly of them.
Woman: All first class, absolutely grand.
Man 4: Oh yeah, they’re fantastic. There seems to be a personal thing about them. Um, whatever you ask of them, it’s never too much trouble.
Woman: And they keep promises. They keep those promises, it’s not just merely advertisement. They, they.. They keep to it.

We’re Getting There (Original Version)

(some monk-type song bits)

Winter Wonderland

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening
In the lane, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight, we’re happy tonight
Walking in a winter wonderland

Gone away is the bluebird
Here to stay is a new bird
He sings a love song as we go along
Walking in a winter wonderland

In the meadow we can build a snowman
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
He’ll say: Are you married?
We’ll say: No man
But you can do the job when you’re in town

Later on, we’ll conspire
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid
The plans that we’ve made
Walking in a winter wonderland

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening
In the lane, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight, we’re happy tonight
Walking in a winter wonderland